I Know What Is The Ultimate Happiness Of Life

A lot of people come up with many philosophies about life and its existence. Millions of them, each of them trying hard to come up with the best philosohies, just to impress others. I can't deny that I love philosophies and the fun in philosophing, but most philosophies I say or think always fade away with time. But as for lately I can only think of one good philosophy which can impress myself: Life tastes bitter only without beer.

Not any regular beer, not Tiger Beer, not Skol, not Budweiser, not Chang. Those are regular. Those are common. I'm talking about uniqueness. Outstanding. Different. Special. I'm talking about the great Carlsberg Special Brew. It is ultimate drink of life. It is the drink of your soul. It is a beer that belongs to the category of special. It sure doesn't have the highest percentage of alcohol, but 8.8 is enough to satisfy me. The beautiful can of the color gold and red with classy writings on it just stands out among its peers wherever it stands. How can you resist such a gorgeous can especially the content inside? Just by picturing Special Brew in my mind itself can give me a boner. I would even make love with the can if I could. Perhaps, I can...

I can go on forever with the descriptions or the specialities of Special Brew. So to make it short and simple, behold the greatest happiness of life:

For those of you who are just in case wondering how is the taste like, trust me, don't have any high hopes. It's not sweet. It's not one of those Mickey Mouse Club drinks. It's not Coca-Cola or Pepsi. If your nickname doesn't start with Lime and ends with Pebblez, then this ain't the drink for you. This drink was found specially for legendary people like me. That's why it's called Special Brew. Haven't had enough of the facts? Just head to your nearest 7-11 and grab yourself a chilled Special Brew and start experiencing the true meaning of happiness. Don't waste any time. Don't waste your life. Just remember this, as per said by LimePebblez:

LIFE TASTES BITTER ONLY WITHOUT BEER (in this case, Special Brew)

PS: By posting this article and glorifying the brand name of Carlsberg™ does not mean that I intend to underestimate or defame other brands of beers. Other brands are just not special.

Blog

Blog. What is this.......bloooogggggggg??? It sounds like a big round ugly green monster from a low-budget 90's Hollywood movie. BLOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGG. The Return Of Blog II. Blog Strikes Twice. Whatever it is, it's becoming like an e-mail address today which everyone has to have it. And then they 'blog' in their blog about everything they do in that day which usually turns out to be a daily routine most of us do. Then they give the link of their blog to their friends and relatives and ask them to read their blog which they update like every second. Some of them even gets angry if anyone reads their blog then asks them anything related to one of the things mentioned in their blog. As said by a Lily somewhere in Montana, "No! You can't read that post of mine! It's a private post". If it's a private post, then DON'T post it. Don't even have a blog. You better off have all your daily routine activities jotted down in a book called DIARY or JOURNAL. Don't post it. It's uninteresting. Nobody wants to read what you do every second in your life, from scratching your ass to peeking your lecturer's boobs when she bends down to grab her marker. Your Blogspot server won't have enough space to store every second of your life. It's conventional stuff. Here's a note to all bloggers out there; start writing like me. Blog about stuff that has nothing to do with your life. Blog about music. Blog about mosquitoes. Blog about blogs and criticize other bloggers who actually blog better than you but bitch about them good enough to convince those who are reading your blog that you are absolutely the best blogger in the world. Ask them to blog about your blog. That is the use of blogs. Let's blog about blogs and blog each of us until blogs become unbloggable.

I'm planning to make my blog the worst looking blog in the world. I know it's hard to reach that point of being the worst. But I'm trying. It needs hardwork. People bookmark my blog.

10 Things You Must Master To Become A True MMU Student

1. Be able to sit in front of computer for more than 5 hours per day.

2. Be late for class at least once per day.

3. Be able to stay alive after having meals at the hostels (especially Auntie Shop).

4. To sleep only after 2am everyday.

5. Be able to copy assignments and not get caught.

6. Study only 1 day before exam.

7. Check out the babes in the class (and gays guys for girls...and guys of course).

8. Get barred for at least one subject for the whole academic year.

9. Have at least one problem with the finance department throughout your course.

10. Extend at least one trimester.

There are more, but then it will just be boring as it reflects all of us. So all of you new MMU students, make sure you become a true MMU student by obeying to the default rules above. Amen.

Checkers

I had nothing to do since the post just now so I created a great game. Stare at the picture above for as long as you can without losing your sanity. Enjoy!

Initiative

Initiative. I need that word very much in me right now. Things have been goin shitty lately, well actually since last time itself but it's just not right. I need to start. I must not procrastinate any longer. I need to change. I need to have a new perspective and vision towards the future. But somehow these vows will be another empty promise which I have made to myself. What is the best way to start a thing? How to apply initiative in our daily life? Why is it so hard to be hardworking? Why isn't it the other way around? Why people are born smart and stupid? I ask too many pointless questions. But what the heck nobody reads my blog, nobody will ever answer me and nobody will ever give a shit. So the conclusion is I shall ask more questions and answer them myself regardless of right or wrong and continue with my life. At this point some of you might think that I have gone nuts by talking crap and bullshits all over and over again without realizing the truth that some of you are expecting something newer and more exciting stuff from me instead of whining everyday about myself and my inferiority complex which is totally boring and lame. Whatever it is, I am going to say what people always say when they have become total sore loser and has been beaten up like hell: I have to continue to live my life, and live my life to the fullest and think positive and look on the bright side and let's not give up and blah blah blah. Boring stuff. This entry is totally lame. Press Alt+F4.